Corrupt a Wish

[Pizza]

Hey, since we have a forum now, we might as well start a classic game of "Corrupt a Wish"!

The goal is to make a wish while also corrupting the previous poster's.

E.g.

I wish I had a pony.

Wish granted, but the pony is imaginary and doesn't actually exist.

I wish I was rich.

Wish granted. But you're only rich in monopoly money.

I wish Half Life 3 was a thing.

And so on and so forth.

I will start.

I wish I had more time.

 

[PizzaParrot]

I wish I had more time.

Wish granted. You now have more time WASTED. HA.

I wish I had a clone.

 

[Pizza]

Wish granted. But your clone kills you and steals your identity.

I wish I had ice cream.