Pizza, also known as Sir Ratinger McHazel III Esquire, is the webmaster, lead developer, and chief clown of the Aryntius Network.
Born and raised in the dreaded mines of Bitcoinland, he discovered freedom through a prophecy known as Self Awareness. He used this newfound strength to conquer the universe by creating more than 20 different Minecraft servers over the course of 7 years.
But after setting himself on fire in an ill-fated attempt to consume the sun, he has trapped himself within the vessel of a slice of pizza carried around by his omnipresent servant dolphin, Josh, to avoid being untethered from the physical realm.
In his free time he enjoys playing Action RPGs, ignoring important social obligations, staying awake for 36 hours without coffee, collecting SSDs, and reinstalling Windows for the 27th time in a row.
His ultimate goal is to construct an email server out of Armor Stands, and knowing his dedication and madness, he may very well succeed.
